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What’s the worst thing you’ve been caught by the cops doing, on your bike?

“What’s the worst thing you’ve been caught by the cops doing, on your bike?”

This is the opening post of a thread on pinkbike.com, a mountain bike community site. This thread is EPIC! There are some really great stories to be found within. I’ll pull out a few good ones for you, but there are over 30 pages so I wont make it through them all.

“dhrider47 - I was building snow jumps on the sidewalk…haha they really loved that. Then I was riding on a fountain in the middle of town and a cop with short shorts, a terrible police bike helmet, and the biggest P.O.S. of a bike, started screaming at me telling him I make him look bad. In a way I felt bad for him.”

“pstreethucker - building dirt jumps in the middle of a city park and jumping them, the the police pulled up so we stopped but they got out and told us to keep jumping them, they were bike cops they just wanted to watch.. they called all the other bike cops so about 4 cop cars pulled up and they were all watching us. they didnt even care that we made dirt jumps in the middle of the park

“bikingrules18 - in canada we dont get it trouble from police, its just like environmentalist retards that tear down everything you build”

“cletus44 - Yeah well most park rangers treat you like like you just slept with their wife. (or gay husband) I once fell on a path (don’t ask me how) and as I lay bleeding (a bit) on the path a park ranger drives around me and looks pissed because I’m in his way.”

“berspitze - there is a hill just out of town from my house where they always put one of those speed signs so that if you are speeding it starts flashing. So I decided to ride home and get my road bike, go back to the hill and go as fast as I could. Being that there were no cars in any direction i went for it. I ended up hitting the 41mph mark, in a 25 zone. Once I saw the speed I decided to slow down, but too late. There was a unit parked on a little side road. HE pulled me over and said that I shouldn’t be going so fast on my Bicycle and that if he ever caught me doing that again he wouldn’t be so rational. The ticked that he wanted to give if I did it again was reckless endangerment.”

Here is the full thread: http://www.pinkbike.com/forum/listcomments/?threadid=27486&pagenum=1

Save Money on Milk

Lets start off this post by saying that I LOVE milk. And I especially love good, hearty, 2% milk. I cant stand drinking low fat milk, and I feel that non fat milk is a crime against nature. So I propose a solution lowfat milk drinkers and myself both will like. Next time, instead of buying a lesser form of milk, get the good stuff - the 2%. The sane people can drink the milk right out of the carton unspoiled. If someone were for some reason want low or non fat milk, simply add water. A cup or too a presto! You have 1% milk. Add another 3 or 4 and you have nonfat milk, at least thats what it tastes like anyways.

Besides making everyone happy, you also save a lot of money on milk!

Superman Got Milk!

Superman Only Drinks 2% milk. Lesser milk is for lesser men.

Google Earth shows Northern California Wildfires.

Google earth has taken an image from Nasa and put it into google earth format so you can view it inside the application. This image pretty much describes why the sky has been orange for the last month or so.

Here is a great page from Nasa that has a compilation of photos of the 2007 fires from space:

You get what you pay for: The Dollar Tree

The Dollar Tree really sucks. The old saying “you get what you pay for” really applies even more so here than anywhere else. I’m not going to go into a huge rant here because Im sure everyone already knows that shopping at this store for anything other than coat hangers (and even those are crappy) is a waste of a dollar. At first you walk in the store and you think “Wow! How can they afford to sell all this great stuff for only a dollar?” But then you start to realize that the stuff that is on sale is not the same stuff that you buy in other stores but cheaper, its actually not the same stuff at all. In fact, the merchandise at the Dollar Tree is purposely deceiving -  it is made to look like popular brands that are sold in other stores. In fact the merchandise is almost exclusively made in Vietnam, and is of extremely poor quality.

As a poor college students that happens to live right across the street from the local Dollar Tree, I have been seduced into buying several products from the place. Here are a few of my real experiences:

First of all, NEVER buy food products from the Dollar Tree. Although it may look safe, you really don’t know whats in that stuff. Its my personal experience that any kind of chocolate purchased is at least 50% wax. My roomate and I once bought a bag of 100 individually wrapped bubble gums for $1. 1 cent bubble gum? Unheard of since my grandfather’s day. Well we quickly found out after reading the ingredient list that one of the chemicals used was banned in several countries including Japan and Sweden. I can’t recall the exact name of the substance right now, but if I remember I will post. All food products in the Dollar Tree are so heavily preserved I dont think they even have expiration dates, and if they do, I doubt they are ever checked.

I bought some razors. When I tried shaving with them, it hurt a lot and left a big read streak on my face. I opted instead for a rusty used Gillete that had been sitting in my toiletry kit for months instead because it was more comfortable.

My girlfriend picked up some mouthwash once. It looked almost exactly like Listerine, except it was called Listerclean or some shit. I tried it and it was tasted like sugar water. There was absolutely no alcohol in it. In fact, I wouldnt be surprised if it did more harm to my teeth than good.

Think my ideas on the dollar tree are unfair and unfounded? A quick google search comes up with loads of stories that condemn the Dollar Tree of its crappiness:

Glue Guns Recalled by Dollar Tree Stores Due to Fire, Burn and Shock Hazards

Incidents/Injuries: Dollar Tree is aware of seven incidents in which these glue guns short circuited resulting in two injuries, including electrical shock and burns.

http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml08/08175.html

I guess thats one way to make arts and crafts a little exciting.

Dollar Tree Plush Insect Toys Recalled

Dollar Tree is recalling about 300,000 plush insect toys.They contain small parts, posing a choking hazard to small children.

http://www.consumeraffairs.com/recalls04/2008/dollartree_insect.html

Choking hazard to children? Thats too far.

Dollar-store deals and dangers

“…Consumer Reports’ Shop Smart magazine found that certain brands of multivitamins it tested didn’t contain nutrients listed on the label.”

http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/story.aspx?guid={5F916616-0D7D-4766-A3DA-F8B1780B93A6}&siteid=rss

False information is ok if it only costs $1 right???

Dollar Tree to remove toys with magnets from stores

“…rare-earth magnets — which are made of strong natural materials, as a “banned hazardous product” when used in children’s toys.”

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/chi-thu_magnet_0816aug16,0,1950083.story

Looks like Dollar Tree really has it out for the kids.

Colgate finds fake (poisonous) toothpaste in 4 states.

“Colgate said the fake toothpaste may contain diethylene glycol, which the company never uses in its toothpaste… The fake toothpaste has been found in discount stores in New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania and Maryland, the company said.” “The chemical, also known as DEG and sometimes illegally used as an inexpensive sweetener and thickening agent, is commonly found in solvents and antifreeze.”

http://money.cnn.com/2007/06/14/news/companies/colgate_poison/index.htm?postversion=2007061407

Greeeaattt.

Dollar Tree Jewelry Recalled for Lead Poisoning Hazard

“The recalled jewelry contains high levels of lead, posing a serious risk of lead poisoning and adverse health effects to young children.”

http://www.consumeraffairs.com/recalls04/2006/dollar_tree_jewelry.html

Maybe its better to keep your kids out of the Dollar Tree period.

If you think your health and well being is worth more than a dollar, don’t shop at the dollar tree. If you love buying crap you dont need just because its cheap, go right ahead.

Star Wars Episode 4 - Text Version.

This has been floating around the web for years. I brought it up in #linuxcult, and to my surprise, some people have never heard of it. Props to anyone whop can watch the whole thing.

telnet:towel.blinkenlights.nl

If the above link does not work for you,

1) press windows key + r

2) type “cmd.exe”

3) in the terminal, type “telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl”

4) enjoy

Cool Forts of El Granada

El Granada, California always had the best mix of suburban housing mixed in with empty lots and huge groves of Eucalyptus trees. This created a great enviroment for kids to built tree houses, forts  and neighborhood jumps. The town is much more devleloped now, so most of the places I remember from my youth have become new houses. Other tree forts and jumps have been destroyed purposedly in this new age of liability. However, a few of these old masterpieces survive, and a couple are still built and manage to stay alive for a while before being torn down by scared property owners and uptight dog walkers. Here are two I viseted today:

A smaller, closer to the ground fort with the big one just visible in the background.

A smaller, closer to the ground fort with the big one just visible in the background.

The big house up in the trees.

The big house up in the trees.

Climbing Up. Much higher than it appears in the picture.

Climbing Up. Much higher than it appears in the picture.

View from inside.

View from inside.

Ground fort, view from above. It has a rain cover and camo.

Ground fort, view from above. It has a rain cover and camo.

Nice place to chill.

Nice place to chill.

One of the exits/entrances to the ground fort.

One of the exits/entrances to the ground fort.