By Austin Riba and Barrett Chamberlain

Keven Sahr is a computer science teacher at Southern Oregon University. Here are some facts about Kevin:

Kevin Sahr doesn’t need to type “su root”, he is root.

Kevin Sahr never gets “403 - permission denied”

Kevin Sahr can kill a man by whispering “System dot exit zero” in his ear.

When Kevin Sahr’s code generates a compile error, its the compiler’s fault, not Kevin’s.

Keven Sahr never touches his keyboard. Instead the keys back away from his fingers in fear.

When a computer crashes somewhere, its because Kevin Sahr is angry.

Kevin Sahr doesn’t run programs. He can walk them at a leisurely pace.

Kevin Sahr’s password works for everything.

Kevin Sahr programmed Windows in 2 days. He traded it to Bill Gates for some beer in College.

This is the closest representation of what the world looks like to Kevin Sahr: