By Austin Riba and Barrett Chamberlain
Keven Sahr is a computer science teacher at Southern Oregon University.
Here are some facts about Kevin:
Kevin Sahr doesn’t need to type “su root”, he is root.
Kevin Sahr never gets “403 - permission denied”
Kevin Sahr can kill a man by whispering “System dot exit zero” in his ear.
When Kevin Sahr’s code generates a compile error, its the compiler’s fault, not Kevin’s.
Keven Sahr never touches his keyboard. Instead the keys back away from his fingers in fear.
When a computer crashes somewhere, its because Kevin Sahr is angry.
Kevin Sahr doesn’t run programs. He can walk them at a leisurely pace.
Kevin Sahr’s password works for everything.
Kevin Sahr programmed Windows in 2 days. He traded it to Bill Gates for some beer in College.
This is the closest representation of what the world looks like to Kevin Sahr:
Ass kissers. So did Kevin read all of your Chuck Norris rip off jokes about him. Did he give you an A for them? Ass kissers.
I took cs 200 with Kevin winter term. As you can see this was written in April, after I had already passed the class.
Thanks for stopping by.